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January 20, 2017

OH, THE HUMANITY

'Hundreds of Thousands' of Skittles strewn on Dodge County road

"There's no little 'S' on them, but you can definitely smell, it's a distinct Skittles smell," Dodge County Sheriff Dale Schmidt said.

Alarming Fact: They were reportedly going to be fed to cattle.

(Thanks to Steve Thompson, Donald Raymond and Steve K)

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Editors note: It was errantly reported earlier they were going to be fed to cattle... Please note the following important correction. We meant to say 'crammed into the mouth' of Chuck Schumer and thanks to all the good folks down on the reservation. We done bitches.

Maybe that's their idea of 'quality' control and renewable resource -

Inspector 1: Uh-oh. Looks like the initializing machine ran out of edible ink again. There's no 'S' on these here candies.
Foreman: All right, all right. You know what to do. Bag 'em up, ship 'em out.
Inspector 1: Rawhide! ♪
Foreman: that gets old after awhile

So that's how they fart rainbows!

Phone cow.

"Oooo that smell.. candy smell that smell.. Oooo that smell, Skittles all around youuuu.."

Oooo, look at all the pretty cow pies.

Alien ships swoop in and land...

" ET ! ET ! ET ! "

That's how Mad Cow Disease started.

Well, if they can have Kix on Route 66 ...

I can't even say scattered cattle skittles once

I saw Skittles Smell open for Lynyrd Skynyrd.

clitter clatter
skittles scatter
cattle scuddle
udder clutter

Fox in Socks, ligirl?

I never got past the tweedle beatles myself.

How cows make flavored milk, no doubt...

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