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'Hundreds of Thousands' of Skittles strewn on Dodge County road
"There's no little 'S' on them, but you can definitely smell, it's a distinct Skittles smell," Dodge County Sheriff Dale Schmidt said.
Alarming Fact: They were reportedly going to be fed to cattle.
(Thanks to Steve Thompson, Donald Raymond and Steve K)
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Editors note: It was errantly reported earlier they were going to be fed to cattle... Please note the following important correction. We meant to say 'crammed into the mouth' of Chuck Schumer and thanks to all the good folks down on the reservation. We done bitches.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 20, 2017 at 02:14 PM
Maybe that's their idea of 'quality' control and renewable resource -
Inspector 1: Uh-oh. Looks like the initializing machine ran out of edible ink again. There's no 'S' on these here candies.
Foreman: All right, all right. You know what to do. Bag 'em up, ship 'em out.
Inspector 1: Rawhide! ♪
Foreman: that gets old after awhile
Posted by: MOTW | January 20, 2017 at 02:14 PM
So that's how they fart rainbows!
Posted by: MOTW | January 20, 2017 at 02:15 PM
Phone cow.
Posted by: E.T. | January 20, 2017 at 02:16 PM
"Oooo that smell.. candy smell that smell.. Oooo that smell, Skittles all around youuuu.."
Posted by: Rudolph | January 20, 2017 at 02:36 PM
Oooo, look at all the pretty cow pies.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 20, 2017 at 02:53 PM
Alien ships swoop in and land...
" ET ! ET ! ET ! "
Posted by: Clankie | January 20, 2017 at 02:57 PM
That's how Mad Cow Disease started.
Posted by: kolo | January 20, 2017 at 03:39 PM
Well, if they can have Kix on Route 66 ...
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 20, 2017 at 04:06 PM
I can't even say scattered cattle skittles once
Posted by: ligirl | January 20, 2017 at 04:11 PM
I saw Skittles Smell open for Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Posted by: OldPhil | January 20, 2017 at 07:31 PM
clitter clatter
skittles scatter
cattle scuddle
udder clutter
Posted by: ligirl | January 20, 2017 at 07:47 PM
Fox in Socks, ligirl?
I never got past the tweedle beatles myself.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 20, 2017 at 09:17 PM
How cows make flavored milk, no doubt...
Posted by: Lisa Douglas | January 20, 2017 at 09:29 PM