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January 17, 2017
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I didn't click. Just reading the link told me more than I want to know.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 17, 2017 at 10:10 AM
Your advice has always been sound.
Posted by: Clankie | January 17, 2017 at 10:56 AM
In conformity with Tribal regulations, that was done to me on day eight. I couldn't walk for a year.
Posted by: Howard from Broward | January 17, 2017 at 10:59 AM
This leg crossing reflex is really relentless.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 17, 2017 at 11:16 AM
No clickie!
Posted by: MOTW | January 17, 2017 at 11:49 AM
DIY Circumcision opened for Simple Pastoral Existence who were originally known as these Rock Gods. The name Ponyclub was already taken.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 17, 2017 at 01:56 PM
Circumcision is not supposed to be done with machete - a chainsaw is much more effective.
Posted by: Qaz | January 17, 2017 at 01:57 PM
At first his friends mocked him, but now...he'll really come up short.
Posted by: funny man | January 17, 2017 at 01:59 PM
"...he had used a clinically inappropriate tool..."
Uh huh.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | January 17, 2017 at 02:06 PM
I'm not sure anymore (memory hazy), but I think I saw Clinically Inappropriate open for Tool.
Posted by: fractalist | January 17, 2017 at 02:34 PM
He should have been more circumspect about what he was doing.
Now, his amorous options are rather circumscribed. Maybe he should go into circumpolar exploration.
Posted by: Alex | January 17, 2017 at 02:34 PM
They sometimes use weed whackers or chainsaws for circumcisions in places like Flathead County with equally disastrous results.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 17, 2017 at 03:05 PM
Measure twice. Cut once.
(still haven't clicked)
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 17, 2017 at 03:18 PM
He must have had an ax to grind...
Tim Allen used to have a monologue about cavemen and this practice: "Who do you think was the caveman who invented circumcision, and why? Perhaps an even better question would be "How did he ever talk someone else into trying it? Did he go 'Hey, Og! C'mon over here, man, and I'll show you something that I think is really neat! Now, all you have to do is lay your foreskin out there on that flat rock, while I cut it off with this flint knife that that I just sharpened...'"
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 17, 2017 at 09:23 PM
Now the kid has a Mopey Dick.
Posted by: Topsy | January 17, 2017 at 10:09 PM