LITTLE CAN BE DONE, AS THEY ALL HAVE VALID DRIVERS' LICENSES
Florida neighbors urge HOA to do something about home-invading wild boars
We saw them open for Phish.
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
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The HOA will not concern itself unless the boars install nonconforming mailboxes.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 26, 2017 at 09:51 AM
I thought in Florida the pythons and alligators would pretty much keep the wild boars thinned out.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 26, 2017 at 10:17 AM
Just tell them you're a solipsist. It confuses the bible-banging home-invading wild bores.
Posted by: Ralph | January 26, 2017 at 11:23 AM
Just go on Ebay and buy phony guide dog vests, put them on the boars and make them emotional support animals.
Posted by: Heywood | January 26, 2017 at 12:44 PM
But what about the boars (bores?) who aren't so wild, yet refuse to take a hint and leave?
Posted by: funny man | January 26, 2017 at 01:41 PM
Let the boars know when the next HOA meeting is.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2017 at 02:19 PM
Fry them, extra crispy. It is bacon, after all.
Posted by: kolo | January 26, 2017 at 02:53 PM
O'er the ham parts....
Posted by: Ralph | January 26, 2017 at 06:17 PM
" - they come straight to your house . . . "They're not afraid of coming in, and they make those huge holes everywhere."
- they bore holes!
Who ?
boar!
Holes ?
Yes, they bore holes!
What?!
boar! boar bore holes!
Where ??
floor board!
Boar bored floor board ??
YEEEESSS !!!!!
Posted by: ligirl | January 26, 2017 at 08:05 PM