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January 27, 2017

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA

A man is accused of stabbing a tribal police officer with a pen after he and his wife were denied re-entry to a casino because she urinated on herself, the FBI says.

(Thanks to Ross Couples)

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The trouble started around 4:30 p.m. on Jan. 15 at the craps table.

of course it did.

Snakeeyes!

Officers log: At 4:30 PM January 15th, my shift turned into a real pisser...

So, both the husband and the wife were pissed off?

John Agar? As in the former Mr. Shirley Temple?

..and then they went wee, wee, wee, all the way home.

♪ Urine the money!! ♪ -what the wife says she heard on the casino's radio commercials

Amazingly she was simultaneously pissed off and pissed on.

So the pen is mightier than the sword

Games are an important part of my life. I only like to play on the Internet. Last month I discovered the Extreme Texas Holdem game. It is great, just like poker or Dragon Tiger. In particular, I like where you can get help 24/7 and you can log out quickly in all situations.

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