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January 27, 2017

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

When asked why he had crack cocaine in his car, Brown replied: “Because I smoke it. Don’t I look like it?”

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Thayer Conrad)

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I didn’t know that was police. Where I’m from you get robbed by white men too. It ain’t no color in robbery.”

Between that and the honesty points for the crack line, this guy gets a free pass and one way ticket to Washington.

Society faces new and terrifying dangers when honesty breaks out among the criminal class.

kinda like 'why Did the chicken cross the road?'

Plea choices:

Guilty, Not Guilty, and Duh!

Bonus points for honesty.

Maybe he could 'flash" the officer or judge?

No, I guess not...didn't work for Kayla Kupcakes....

He's such a refreshingly honest crook. I'm sure he judge will politely respond and give him an honest sentence.

I guess that you can judge a book by it's cover.

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