IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO
“(Expletive)” said he’d been drinking tequila “and did not have a name at this time.”
Guess the state.
(Thanks to John Mayson)
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“(Expletive)” said he’d been drinking tequila “and did not have a name at this time.”
Guess the state.
(Thanks to John Mayson)
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"Um, when do you think you might have a name, sur?"
"(Expletive)"
"OK, I'll try again later."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 18, 2017 at 08:49 AM
"My name is Expletive, Expletive Expletive ".
Posted by: Noname | January 18, 2017 at 09:07 AM
betcha he's got an Ex-expletive
Posted by: ligirl | January 18, 2017 at 09:11 AM
Causes that warm tingly feeling you just can't get enough of to know He's toast.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 18, 2017 at 09:17 AM
They asked your name, not your social description.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 18, 2017 at 09:18 AM
His horse has no name either.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 18, 2017 at 09:18 AM
He forgot what he came to forget.
Posted by: ChrisinVA | January 18, 2017 at 10:17 AM
♫ When you're really skunked,
you can't remember your name,
'Cause there ain't no one there to give you no pain
La, la
After nine days, the cops set me free
but told me I had better not flee...
La la la...♫
Posted by: funny man | January 18, 2017 at 11:28 AM
Mr. and Mrs. Expletive will have to come and bail him out.
Posted by: Clankie | January 18, 2017 at 12:17 PM
Oh, the driver's license. I always forget about the drivers license.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 18, 2017 at 01:07 PM
Surprising that his name was not given as "J. Cuervo".
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 18, 2017 at 02:25 PM
is that spelled with a #%! or a &@?
Posted by: ligirl | January 18, 2017 at 02:27 PM
His official, given name was Anthony Hole, but his friend (Singular) just called him "A".
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 18, 2017 at 02:41 PM
Say it isn't so!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 18, 2017 at 03:21 PM
his name is cursed
Posted by: ligirl | January 18, 2017 at 03:40 PM
WTF's in a name, anyhow?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 18, 2017 at 03:47 PM
& he probly doesn't know sh!t
Posted by: ligirl | January 18, 2017 at 04:19 PM
Wow, he was really (expletive)-faced.
Posted by: fractalist | January 18, 2017 at 04:26 PM
[Expletive]? Surely not THE [Expletive]! Man, has he gone downhill since he and [Epithet] released their [Euphemism] album and did the tour around the Far East. Their breakup at the show in Phuket was epic! I guess he just couldn't handle losing custody of [Expletive, Jr.]
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 18, 2017 at 10:16 PM
Tequila makes his name fall off.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 18, 2017 at 10:38 PM
take 2 pseudonyms & call me in the morning
Posted by: ligirl | January 18, 2017 at 10:55 PM
It's pronounced doo-MAHS.
Posted by: mikeski | January 19, 2017 at 02:30 AM
Nice Shawshank reference, mikeski. ;-)
Posted by: Spiny Norman | January 19, 2017 at 02:58 PM