HE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT A BASS PLAYER
Man Hides Guitar in Pants, Walks Out of Store
(Thanks to MOTW)
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After walking out of the store he must have taken the Stairway to Heaven.
Posted by: Marc | January 23, 2017 at 03:01 PM
He showed good taste in guitars. Clothing, not so much.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 23, 2017 at 03:02 PM
That guitar was gently weeping.
Posted by: Steve | January 23, 2017 at 03:04 PM
Steal guitar?
He won't play far long with sticky fingers.
Posted by: zamasama | January 23, 2017 at 03:13 PM
He's known for his long solos.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 23, 2017 at 03:21 PM
Or he was just happy to see you.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 23, 2017 at 03:31 PM
Supposedly, he prefers fiddling.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 23, 2017 at 03:34 PM
"Does this guitar make my ass look big?"
If you are ever asked this, the answer is ALWAYS no.
Posted by: zamasama | January 23, 2017 at 03:35 PM
So, he was wearing a G string?
Thank you..
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | January 23, 2017 at 03:56 PM
mebbe he was on a fender bender ?
Posted by: ligirl | January 23, 2017 at 04:33 PM
The first thing he plays on that guitar should be "Classical Gas".
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 23, 2017 at 04:48 PM
^5 Burt Mac
Posted by: MOTW | January 23, 2017 at 05:17 PM
But was he Rick James, B!tch?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 23, 2017 at 05:40 PM
Should've started small, perhaps a ukulele?
Posted by: ImNotDave | January 23, 2017 at 06:10 PM
@ImnotDave - maybe that what he did wrong - he was "Tiptoeing through the Tulips".
Posted by: kolo | January 23, 2017 at 06:17 PM
It should have been a strutocaster.
Posted by: Heywood | January 23, 2017 at 06:48 PM
'Ol Slowhand is still strummin'.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 23, 2017 at 07:01 PM
He's Guitarzaaaaaan!
He's a stealin'man
But they grabbed his hand
Now he's in the Can
He's Guitarzaaaaan!
Posted by: Crunch Hardtack | January 23, 2017 at 08:00 PM
Now he plays the blues...
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 23, 2017 at 09:10 PM
I wonder if that was a double-neck guitar.
Posted by: John.son | January 23, 2017 at 09:50 PM
he's full of fret
Posted by: ligirl | January 23, 2017 at 10:09 PM
When he visits Piano Center, I wanna know.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 23, 2017 at 10:15 PM
think he'll tinkle the ivories ?
Posted by: ligirl | January 23, 2017 at 10:23 PM
*Snork!*
I'm worried he'll get an upright. Or worse, make a baby grand.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 23, 2017 at 10:28 PM
so ur saying he's a pianist - ?
Posted by: ligirl | January 23, 2017 at 10:30 PM
Well, you know how these guys are. Always hopping from bar to bar, looking for a good score, causing treble.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 23, 2017 at 10:37 PM
- & horny
Posted by: ligirl | January 23, 2017 at 10:44 PM
Right - messing with the staff ....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 23, 2017 at 10:50 PM
Staff Meeting
Posted by: MOTW | January 24, 2017 at 10:32 AM
That's nothing, you should see where he hid the tuba...
Posted by: tonymus | January 24, 2017 at 10:35 PM