FUN DATE

Woman 'tases' victim's genitalia, severely scratches police officer

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Comments

[manual tomato]

She looks like the errantly reported cattle in the previous story.

[Rudolph]

And by "victim" they mean "John."

[Le Petomane]

The pretty pink stun gun
matched the color of her eyes
it was helpful while on the run

Then came that fateful day
when a john refused to pay
and the pretty pink gun went into play
and yet the john wouldn't pay

She hit him in the willie
hoping to shock him silly
but the cops he did call
at them she bit and squalled

now she's in the slammer
willie's in a sling
the cops are getting tetanus shots
the pretty pink gun in a bin does rot.

maybe this poem maybe has a moral
if it does
I can't think of one that rhymes

[Meanie the Blue]

♫ Perp's nuts toasting
When she opened fire ....

[ligirl]

le pet -

poems are made by fools like me
but
I think 'she' stands up to pee

[kolo]

She is such a teaser...

[Heywood]

That story makes me want to retract the landing gear, IYKWIM.

[zamasama]

She's also a real "fun gal" at parties and bar mitzvahs provided you give her cash and candy.....or so I hear...