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Florida man accused of shooting cows with AR-15 from moving car
(Thanks to Ralph)
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"Sir, why did you shoot a cow with an AR-15?"
"I left my Uzi at home."
Check please!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 09, 2017 at 06:38 AM
Where did the cows get an AR-15 and did they shoot back?
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | January 09, 2017 at 08:48 AM
"Oh, George, not the livestock!"
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | January 09, 2017 at 08:49 AM
Obviously, that was far too dangerous. He should have set up a steakout.
(Er, and don't try the veal.)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 09, 2017 at 10:26 AM
They have cows in Florida?
Gators, snakes, monkeys, lions, and people, but cows?
I just never thought of Florida as a "dairy state".
Posted by: funny man | January 09, 2017 at 11:28 AM
In the Good Old Days it was fun taking friends cow tipping or snipe hunting. No livestock or wildlife ever got harmed, but often you wound up with fewer friends.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 09, 2017 at 11:47 AM
Sad that you couldn't bag any snipe, LeP. Did you try in the state capitol?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 09, 2017 at 11:59 AM
funny man - Florida has a few dairy farms, but they graze thousands of beef cattle. Grass grows year round there, so it's good grazing country.
Posted by: pogo | January 09, 2017 at 02:42 PM
Did he use one of those evil large capacity moogazines?
Posted by: Frank Davuco | January 09, 2017 at 04:26 PM
What was his beef?
Posted by: Ralph | January 09, 2017 at 04:39 PM
What he should have told the police is that the cows were shooting at him and he only took the gun to protect other innocent citizens from these homocidal cows. People, use your imagination!
Posted by: nursecindy | January 09, 2017 at 04:44 PM
I think in a Far Side cartoon the cows were shooting back.
Posted by: Qaz | January 09, 2017 at 06:41 PM
Not very sporting, is it? As Jake Johannsen notes, you can hunt cows with a hammer.
Posted by: MAC | January 09, 2017 at 08:09 PM