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January 29, 2017


Police in Ohio were called to a home by a man who said he was “too high” and found him in the fetal position surrounded by Doritos.

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Alcohol was not involved. None of the Doritos were broken.

When you can't even eat the Doritos, you're too high.

Dude, you called the COPS that you were too high on weed and you didn't even finish your Doritos? Man, guys like you give decent potheads everywhere a bad reputation.

What do you want, dude?

One bourbon, one shot, one beer.

When you can't feel your hands, you are high enough.

ligirl told me.

He still managed to hide the fact that he'd finished the donuts.

jeff, jeff, jefff.... .... ...... ..........
....... .......... ............ what were we talking about ?

You have to admire his initiative though: he had taken every conceivable step toward self-care before calling the authorities.

Why is this night different from all other nights?

In other news, there won't be a Doritos ad on Fox this coming Sunday. At least not during the game.

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