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January 22, 2017


Man buys lottery ticket after trees in two cities fall on his vehicles the same night

(Thanks to Le Petomane)


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Next up: sinkholes.

Maybe he should buy a ticket instead to a town with no trees.

"I walked up to my truck and I saw it was 'taco'd' around a tree,"

tacos are made by fools like me
but only God can make a tree


on your vehicle


He shouldn't have stolen that old gypsy woman's parking space.

Taco Tuesdays is the new state Lottery game?

I'd think I'll double up...on the pepto and prayers.

It's interesting to note his horoscope said today would be "a lucky day." Of course, it did not specify which type of luck.

I would expect a third tree to fall on his car outside the store while he was inside buying the tickets.

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