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January 22, 2017

CSI: LUBBOCK

BANDIT MAKES OFF WITH AUTO SHOP'S TOILET PAPER

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Police have nothing to go on.")

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BIG snork @Jeff's great comment.

butt did he leave skid marks ?
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I know exactly why he did this. He probably told his wife he was going out for awhile and she told him to bring back a pack of toilet paper because they were almost out.

A clean getaway.

kinda douchey, eh Ross ?

& more likely he wiped out, meanie

"Well, Joe another dumb criminal. All we have to find him is follow the thin brown line".

He's a dead man if he also left the seat up.

butt will he get off scott free?

Police will need to ap-ply sophisticated forensics on this case.

no job is finished til the paperwork is done

He was probably three sheets to the wind.

He was definitely not s Charmin thief,

OH....these puns were awful. Well done !

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