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January 24, 2017


'Mystery dildo bandit:' St. John's sex shop searches for alleged robber

(Thanks to L. Raymond)


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Not may people know that The Mystery Dildo Bandits was the original, yet somehow unsuccessful, name of The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

They're pretty straightforward, actually. Do I have to explain everything around here?

What? Oh .....

so he'got sticky fingers - at least he won't be charged with a stick up

- or breaking & entering

I vividly remember Mystery Dido Bandit opening for Con Funk Shun on Soul Train.

He has been given the nickname "St John's Wart"

" Where's Dildo ? "

can't remember if that was a hardy boys or nancy drew book
pretty sure Somebody had a happy ending

He must be getting some bad vibes about this.

Another cocky crook.

He faces a battery of charges.

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