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Call all his wives. Look him and them in a cell for a few hours.
Punishment enough? I'd think so...
Posted by: zamasama | January 25, 2017 at 02:26 PM
by the looks of that picture i guess they were taken by his disarming appearance ?
Posted by: ligirl | January 25, 2017 at 02:41 PM
His "...nuptial dream run...has been finally cut short...". I'm guessing at least a few of wives 1-24 would like to cut short other things, too.
Posted by: Dorkfish | January 25, 2017 at 02:52 PM
It seems that some people are increasingly unclear on the concept of marriage.
Posted by: Capisce | January 25, 2017 at 03:05 PM
Valentine's Day is coming soon....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2017 at 03:46 PM
When I’m calling you
and you
and you
and you
and you
etc.
Posted by: Indian Love Call | January 25, 2017 at 04:17 PM
it was just a matter of time til Someone connected the dots . . . . . . .
Posted by: ligirl | January 25, 2017 at 04:34 PM
Someone is sleeping on the sofa tonight
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 25, 2017 at 05:04 PM
To all the girls he's loved before
and before
and before
times many more
More than the law will allow
and now his goose is ready to be cooked
and his many wives
will turn the heat high as the law will allow
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 25, 2017 at 05:13 PM
♫
I'll be loving you
Every time I love again.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 25, 2017 at 06:36 PM
That guy has a very good memory. I can remember just maybe 5 names.
Posted by: John.son | January 25, 2017 at 06:40 PM
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 27 times... .
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 25, 2017 at 06:57 PM
He has an anniversary almost every week. I have a feeling he uses the words "honey" and "sweetheart" a lot too.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 25, 2017 at 08:32 PM
Dead Man Walking.
Posted by: LeDud | January 25, 2017 at 11:11 PM
It always comes down to a Chittagong-based girl from Taltali.
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 26, 2017 at 10:10 AM