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Man dressed as beer bottle wanted for alleged pizza theft
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The Hamburglar has some competition. They are both unwanted in most countries.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 19, 2017 at 07:13 PM
He won't get far without a bottle opener.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 19, 2017 at 07:24 PM
I find it interesting that he was from Barry. Did they name a town of county after Dave?
Posted by: Jeff Schneder | January 19, 2017 at 07:50 PM
What would go perfect with myself? Ahhh!
Next up: Man dressed as bong wanted for alleged Cheeto theft
Posted by: FredKey | January 19, 2017 at 08:16 PM
I could be wrong, but I think he was with five other guys.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 19, 2017 at 10:17 PM
The police have audio, but all you can hear is "braaaap."
Posted by: Frank Davuco | January 19, 2017 at 10:24 PM
I send in lots of things that don't get credited. As I told The Blog long ago, I have more important things in my life than trivial credits.
I'll think of some in a little while.
Posted by: Ralph | January 20, 2017 at 04:00 AM
The Force is strong in this one.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 20, 2017 at 06:25 AM
Jeff- This is not the longneck you're looking for.
Posted by: ImNotDave | January 20, 2017 at 07:09 AM
sure not seein 6 pack abs...
Posted by: ligirl | January 20, 2017 at 07:53 AM
Speaking of 'sending stuff in' to this website, where exactly DO I send stuff in?
Posted by: Thy Name Be Moderately-HappyMoose | January 20, 2017 at 09:19 AM
{{ Dave }} you are not incompetent. I don't care what anyone else says.
Posted by: MOTW | January 20, 2017 at 09:25 AM
Moderately-Happy: just email it to daveblog@herald.com.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 20, 2017 at 09:29 AM
Dave and Rob's foreign office
Posted by: MOTW | January 20, 2017 at 09:30 AM
Somewhere, Judi is grinning incessantly.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 20, 2017 at 10:16 AM
Wait... are funny man and Jeff Meyerson really the same person?? You never see them both at the same time.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | January 20, 2017 at 11:23 AM
Head, I ASSURE YOU that Jeff and I are not the same person. Ask Judi. Or Dave. (We do take shifts sometimes, however.)
IN other news....I did not expect Dave to handle my
'inquiry' that way.... Unfortunately I can't afford to live anywhere currently but Brownbackistan.
And note it's a foreign beer bottle outfit.
Follow the grease and city cams, and you'll find the perp.
Posted by: funny man | January 20, 2017 at 01:36 PM
Picture is blurry... looks like it was taken through beer goggles.
Posted by: fractalist | January 20, 2017 at 01:46 PM
Wow. A big font sighting.
Posted by: Heywood | January 20, 2017 at 04:17 PM