BECAUSE WE DON'T ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH THINGS TO BE ALARMED ABOUT
Corn turning French hamsters into deranged cannibals
(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Ralph)
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Them's ain't hamsters. Them's squirrels what got their tails bobbed for to delude us.
Posted by: padraig | January 30, 2017 at 08:51 AM
Certain forms of corn, 'shine for example, can turn humans deranged. Though not usually cannibalistic.
Posted by: wiredog | January 30, 2017 at 09:26 AM
Interestingly enough, I saw French Hamsters open for Deranged Cannibals.
They took a dozen to the ER.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 30, 2017 at 09:38 AM
Sounds like a possible solution to the squirrel menace.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 30, 2017 at 09:45 AM
An opposite to deranged cannibals would be "arranged cannibals". Which type would be preferred?
Posted by: loco | January 30, 2017 at 09:51 AM
France has wild hamsters? This explains so much.
Posted by: Frank Davuco | January 30, 2017 at 09:54 AM
what did the hamster cannibal do after she dumped her babies in the lab ?
;)
Posted by: ligirl | January 30, 2017 at 09:54 AM
The French have surrendered to hamsters?
Posted by: Ralph | January 30, 2017 at 10:21 AM
Key Quote: Monoculture ... is really bad for biodiversity.
This MPATHG quote seems more sinister now:
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Posted by: MOTW | January 30, 2017 at 10:54 AM
Corn should be used in moderation. Just ask Hee Haw.
Posted by: zamasama | January 30, 2017 at 10:55 AM
Can we please not forget Fine Young Cannibals?
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | January 30, 2017 at 11:05 AM
If those hamsters got into some fermented corn, we could call them French fried hamsters.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 30, 2017 at 12:27 PM
Oh great... Something more to worry about.
Posted by: Clankie | January 30, 2017 at 12:39 PM
Le Pet .. French fried .. ha ha ha ha ha!
One of my favorite scenes from Fawlty Towers, an exchange between Polly and Basil on Gourmet Night, when she's trying to discreetly inform him that the gourmet chef he's hired is drunk:
He’s potted! .. the shrimps. He’s soused! .. the herrings. He’s pickled .. the onions and he’s smashed .. the eggs in his cups .. under the table. ♪
Posted by: MOTW | January 30, 2017 at 12:58 PM
.... followed by Basil asking Polly if she had been drinking!
Absolutely, insanely hilarious show.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 30, 2017 at 01:26 PM
"Listen, don't mention the war."
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | January 30, 2017 at 01:54 PM
"I am from Barcelona."
Posted by: Manuel | January 30, 2017 at 03:08 PM
Is hamster meat lean? I would guess so since all they do is running inside that wheel, and when they get tired, they just copulate. That woud make their meat too tough for me, but then, I am not a cannibal hamster.
Posted by: Kolo | January 30, 2017 at 04:24 PM
Is Siberian Filigree Hamster!
- Manuel
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 30, 2017 at 05:48 PM
A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.
~Basil
Posted by: MOTW | January 30, 2017 at 06:09 PM
I didn't make any bleedin' ratatouille!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 30, 2017 at 06:29 PM
How many times can you and your wife manage it? On average ...?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 30, 2017 at 07:43 PM