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Was she wearing a wired bra?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 30, 2017 at 01:47 PM
A local car dealer used to use the tagline "So my head won't explode." A year or two later, he still uses the tagline and we are still waiting.
Posted by: funny man | January 30, 2017 at 01:50 PM
But silicon is only a semi-conductor, right?
Posted by: ChrisinVA | January 30, 2017 at 03:35 PM
Dianne Feinstein showed up to set the Tesla Tech people straight on electro-magnetic science and how enlarged boobs are perfectly capable of making their own choice on whether to attend or not. Dianne has a bear rug on the floor at home but it isn’t dead, it’s just afraid to move.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 30, 2017 at 03:43 PM
They don't look that big to me.
Just saying.
*smacks manual tomato for making me picture Dianne Feinstein's breasts*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 30, 2017 at 04:10 PM
More proof that under certain conditions women can develop an explosive personality.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 30, 2017 at 04:55 PM
Rights, sure, but what about her left?
Posted by: Frank Davuco | January 30, 2017 at 04:58 PM
Mythbusters busted this myth years ago, I guess that the UK doesn't get the show.
Posted by: ImNotDave | January 30, 2017 at 06:25 PM
Mythbusters. Har.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 30, 2017 at 08:05 PM
Fires Meyerson.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 30, 2017 at 09:27 PM
THA'R SHE BLOWS!
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | January 30, 2017 at 10:38 PM
I heard enlarged breasts opened for Tesla at a concert in Sacramento. You should have seen the Signs.
Posted by: ChrisinVA | January 31, 2017 at 09:42 AM