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January 27, 2017


When police stopped Katsabanis, 21, he handed over a “slightly burnt marijuana joint” and apologized to the officer.

(Thanks to Rick Day)


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Politeness. Sharing. Apologies.

I think we have another for the "you are free to go" group.

I see "Stitches" is sporting a typical Miami Beach facial look.

He didn’t have a handicapped decal....

kinda says it all over his face, no?

a rapper, huh? but that hair *screams* Fraggle Rock

Another role model.

As long as he brought enough to share, what's the problem?

dear Lord - it's *real*

(& My parents didn't understand the Beatles....)

oh G0D am I eternally hyperlinked to that [email protected] ??!

He's just a poor hood,
doing no good.
Please lord don't let him be misunderstood.

roses are red
violets are blue
I put that brick in your face
now what you gon' do ?

sometimes the lyrics jes write themselves

I think I'm going to Katsabanus
That's really, really where I'm going to
If I ever get out of here
That's what I'm gonna do
K-k-k-k-k-k Katsabanus
I think that's really where I'm going to
If I ever get out of here
I'm going to Katsabanus

Beneath the towering handicapped sign
peacefully sat Katsanibis
enjoying his cannabis
trying to come up with a rhyme

Then a tapping on the window came
A policeman who didn't know his fame
every polite gesture he made
to the police fell very lame

To the greystone hotel did he go
Katsabanis without his cannabis
where he'll have plenty of time
to come up with new rhymes
before out the door he can go

Sharing is caring. 2 points.

Screaming is rapping? 2 demerits.

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