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When deputies arrived on scene, they reported they saw Raulerson, listed as ex-military, without pants on and blaring music from his vehicle. Deputies asked Raulerson to put his clothes on, to which he responded “they took off running by themselves without me.”

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

A Florida woman was arrested last night after she pelted a cop with a “wet” used tampon, which a police report  characterized as a “deadly weapon.”

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

In that case, sir, you are free to go and find your clothes.

[Le Petomane]

From his mug shot I would venture the naked testy fellow has his pants run away on a regular basis. He would be a fun challenge for mental hospital staff.

[Meanie the Blue]

Perhaps he was looking for a personal Hot Carnauba Wax? Also, some rim polish ....

[zamasama]

Is our criminals learning? The answer, my friend, is no...

[manual tomato]

Tecora Fields was later quoted as saying, "I speak for ALL women at the march," to which Madonna immediately responded offering to suck her...well you know.

[manual tomato]

Paging Sean Penn, the puus.

[ligirl]

yeesh, girl - someone needs a *maxi* padded cell

[Bill Hudgins]

So cops arrest you for having a screwdriver or a bloody mary?

[Layzeeboy]

She faces a string of charges.