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Key West man robs diner with garden hoe, chased by staff
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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January 21, 2017
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Next time, use a gub.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 21, 2017 at 09:11 AM
Dave I'm in town huge fan I made reservations for 2 at la cartes today in hopes u would join me. Please write back I wouldn't be opposed to rubbing you under the table
Posted by: Yanisleidys | January 21, 2017 at 09:55 AM
Yanisleidys, this story is about the other kind of hoe.
Posted by: padraig | January 21, 2017 at 10:09 AM
The perp had a pink sweatshirt around his neck, was hit by a pink chair making his getaway and was pursued by an employee on a (pink?) moped. After being arrested the cops found he was in possession of a 'colorful' substance. Now, what color was the hoe?
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 21, 2017 at 10:45 AM
Itrato recovered the register, some cash and the hoe
*winner*
Posted by: ligirl | January 21, 2017 at 10:48 AM
No reaction from the garden hoe lobby yet.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 21, 2017 at 11:59 AM
That's no way to rake in the dough.
Posted by: Clankie | January 21, 2017 at 12:47 PM
padraig, thanks for clearing that up. At first I thought this was a story about a woman of ill repute who liked to hang around places like the Lowes garden center. In fact I was going to point out this was shoddy journalism because there was no picture of the 'hoe'.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 21, 2017 at 04:41 PM
Hi hoe, hi hoe, it's off to work camp he go.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 21, 2017 at 05:05 PM
"Some guys just can't go ANYWHERE without they hoe.."
--Secret Service guy, on conditions of anonymity.
Wasn't there an old tv show called "HEE HOE"?
Posted by: funny man | January 21, 2017 at 05:08 PM
As the laid-off streewalker said, "It's a tough road to ho..."
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 21, 2017 at 05:09 PM
Did not read - is it about Kanye West and his hoes?
Posted by: Noname | January 21, 2017 at 07:05 PM
It's reassuring that they didn't throw in the trowel.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 21, 2017 at 08:58 PM
I've waited all my life (until now) to read the sentence "The chair strike caused money to fly out, she said.". Now, I can finally get back to whatever I should have been waiting for.
Posted by: Brave Word | January 22, 2017 at 01:08 AM