« Previous | Main | Next »

December 28, 2016


Furious bride attacks 'drunk' groom and launches into expletive-filled rant in the back of taxi on their way home from wedding

(Thanks to pharmaross)


Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Alcohol may have been involved . . .

He's feeling no pain from the slugfest. And you say guys don't think ahead...

We all enjoy a beautiful love story where the couple live happily ever after. This isn't one of those.

This one missed inclusion in the Kama Sutra.

Marriage is grand. Divorce is a couple hundred grand.

Marriage is a commitment
and marriage is a institution.

So when I feel that I need to be committed to an institution, I'll get married.

This couple is on the fast track.

"I hate you."

"Wanna see me shoot a bottle rocket outta my ass?"

Marriage drove him to drink.
Short drive . . .

--Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
---Mickey Rooney

A concert this summer will feature these bands:

“Furious Bride”
“Sweaters for Drones”
“Running Clowns”
“Shuffleboard Rage”
“Undeclared Walnuts”

"...white lace and fisticuffs."

He's gonna wake up with a bunch of bruises on his chest. He may not remember much and attribute it to his "frisky" bride the next morn. We can only hope.

The comments to this entry are closed.

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise