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December 31, 2016

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Scientists design heat-activated penis implant

(Thanks to Jon Harris, who says "That seems like it could be uncomfortable during the summer months.")

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"We'd like to thank the man who served as our test subject, Ballpark Frank."

"...... working on a remote-control device that could be waved over the penis to induce heat and expand the implant."

For when the silicone isn't working?

Please pass the blowtorch.

No more ice cream for desert.

And stay away from the radiator.

Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Oh baby you're so hot!" doesn't it?

"The heat of the meat is inversely proportional to the angle of the dangle."

Yep, nursecindy has it pegged.
--There will be a hot time in the old town tonight.
--Baby light my fire.
--Hunka hunka burnin' love.
And, of course what miners yell before setting off dynamite," Fire in the hole."

Didn't Heat Activated Penis Implant open for the Tubes?

Hot Pockets attorneys will be working overtime.

It would be fun if the activation was a bi-metal, when heated it bends one way, when cooled the other way.

Snorks @ K!


Stay away from Saunas. COuld be embarrassing or misconstrued.

Why am I envisioning my rubbing it between my two hands fire-starting style?

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