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Scientists design heat-activated penis implant
(Thanks to Jon Harris, who says "That seems like it could be uncomfortable during the summer months.")
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December 31, 2016
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"We'd like to thank the man who served as our test subject, Ballpark Frank."
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | December 31, 2016 at 03:41 PM
"...... working on a remote-control device that could be waved over the penis to induce heat and expand the implant."
For when the silicone isn't working?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 31, 2016 at 03:46 PM
Please pass the blowtorch.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 31, 2016 at 03:49 PM
No more ice cream for desert.
Posted by: Clankie | December 31, 2016 at 04:26 PM
And stay away from the radiator.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 31, 2016 at 04:29 PM
Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Oh baby you're so hot!" doesn't it?
Posted by: nursecindy | December 31, 2016 at 04:45 PM
"The heat of the meat is inversely proportional to the angle of the dangle."
Posted by: Ralph | December 31, 2016 at 05:32 PM
Yep, nursecindy has it pegged.
--There will be a hot time in the old town tonight.
--Baby light my fire.
--Hunka hunka burnin' love.
And, of course what miners yell before setting off dynamite," Fire in the hole."
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 31, 2016 at 05:36 PM
Didn't Heat Activated Penis Implant open for the Tubes?
Posted by: K | December 31, 2016 at 06:07 PM
Hot Pockets attorneys will be working overtime.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 31, 2016 at 06:47 PM
It would be fun if the activation was a bi-metal, when heated it bends one way, when cooled the other way.
Posted by: Kolo | December 31, 2016 at 09:07 PM
Snorks @ K!
Stay away from Saunas. COuld be embarrassing or misconstrued.
Posted by: funny man | January 02, 2017 at 07:55 AM
Why am I envisioning my rubbing it between my two hands fire-starting style?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 03, 2017 at 11:44 AM