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"Last month, a kayaker spied a 9-foot Burmese python wrapped around part of a platform more than a half mile offshore in Biscayne National Park usually inhabited by sunning cormorants."
So, what happened to the cormorants?
Oh wait. Never mind.
Posted by: padraig | December 28, 2016 at 09:02 AM
Oh boy doesn't that sound exciting.
Posted by: Threresa | December 28, 2016 at 09:06 AM
As a surfer, let me say that there's usually not much swell in a bay.
Posted by: Wiredog | December 28, 2016 at 09:07 AM
I wonder if his name is Monty.
Posted by: kolo | December 28, 2016 at 09:57 AM
Why does it always have to be snakes?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 28, 2016 at 11:14 AM
" Bobby Hill was able to snag the snake the next day. "
So the story has a happy ending after all.
Posted by: Clankie | December 28, 2016 at 11:55 AM
snag the snake
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 28, 2016 at 12:55 PM
So much for swimming in that part of the ocean 'for good health' -- http://www.nzherald.co.nz/opinion/news/article.cfm?c_id=466&objectid=11773533.
Posted by: coscolo | December 28, 2016 at 01:14 PM
Check out what swimming in Russian waters:L
"http://www.foxnews.com/science/2016/12/22/russian-fishermans-photos-scary-sea-creatures-become-viral-sensation.html"
Posted by: ImNotDave | December 28, 2016 at 04:16 PM
On the plus side there won't be many rats in Biscayne Bay.
Posted by: LeDud | December 28, 2016 at 04:31 PM
Or, LeDud, the rats will be very well fed. AND have fashionable footwear.
Posted by: padraig | December 28, 2016 at 08:56 PM
"When you actually see something like this, how often does it occur that you don’t see it?”
He took the words right out of my mouth.. I think.
Posted by: MOTW | December 28, 2016 at 10:45 PM
"When you actually see something like this, how often does it occur that you don’t see it?”
He took the words right out of my mouth.. I think.
Posted by: MOTW | December 28, 2016 at 10:45 PM