STAND TALL, MIAMI
Miami Fan Punches West Virginia Fan With Prosthetic Leg in Bathroom Fight
Advisory: Unsportspersonlike language.
Clarification: The Miami fan did not use a prosthetic leg to punch the West Virginia fan.
(Thanks to Mr. Paul Levine)
Further Clarification.
Probably not safe for work.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 29, 2016 at 02:29 PM
One of the reasons Africa has banned witchcraft from their football games.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 29, 2016 at 02:56 PM
The Miami guy will try and sue, but he doesn't have a leg to stand on
And his lawyer will charge him anyway, so he'll have to foot the bill
Posted by: JG | December 29, 2016 at 03:28 PM
Just like in the "Hitchhikers Guide to Galaxy".
Posted by: Loop | December 29, 2016 at 05:01 PM
So I said to my one-legged sister, "Peg...".
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 29, 2016 at 05:58 PM
Was he named " Smith " ?
Posted by: Clankie | December 29, 2016 at 06:48 PM
En garde. My name is Inigo Montoya...
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 30, 2016 at 09:27 AM
You call that a "punch"? More like a slap I'd say. In WV a punch is something you might use to discourage a bear. Perhaps when it is chewing your leg off.
Posted by: WVPlantman | December 30, 2016 at 11:40 AM
All sorts of penalty flags thrown at JG. Wonderfully awful.
Posted by: LeDud | December 30, 2016 at 04:07 PM