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December 22, 2016
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
I voted for you, Dave! Well, I would have if it hadn't of been for my stupid mail-in ballot, which, it turns out, wasn't counted anyway because "they" claim that my SIGNATURE didn't match my SIGNATURE ON FILE!
I call this a sign....
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 22, 2016 at 05:07 PM
You had a great message.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 23, 2016 at 12:54 AM
I think that you would make an interesting President Dave. Keep us all laughing anyway.
Posted by: Threresa | December 23, 2016 at 01:39 AM
Wow. This is going to make press briefings must-watch TV. Imagine Dave feeding lines to Sean!
Posted by: Just Some Guy | December 23, 2016 at 10:46 AM
Dave Barry is not making this up.
Posted by: Clankie | December 23, 2016 at 12:10 PM