NAME THAT STATE!
Elderly man angry about promotional mailer attacks salesman with golf club
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
Jupiter woman with dagger threatens brother who ate dumpling
(Thanks to Ralph)
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There is nothing lower than a pierogi thief.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 31, 2016 at 03:51 PM
The club had to be a driver, I would assume.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 31, 2016 at 03:55 PM
Somewhere along the line the 19th amendment addresses the issue of a women's right to use a dagger if a gun is not immediately available.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 31, 2016 at 04:10 PM
Why do we let women from Jupiter in here anyway ?
Posted by: Clankie | December 31, 2016 at 04:21 PM
Clankie, didn't you read the sign? We let women in from anywhere. Free drinks, too.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | December 31, 2016 at 05:00 PM
We once admitted a woman who claimed to be from Jupiter when I worked in the mental hospital. She swore Mork and Mindy was based a true story. We made sure she didn't have access to sharp objects. It appears women from Jupiter are very interesting, but screwy.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 31, 2016 at 05:16 PM
Which are more dangerous:
A) Women from Jupiter with daggers
B) Women from Venus with a Venereal Disease
C) Women from Earth with 400 pairs of shoes
Discuss.
Posted by: Ralph | December 31, 2016 at 05:36 PM
That's at least a two-stroke penalty.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 31, 2016 at 06:37 PM
Ralph-
(A) can be disarmed
(B) can likely be cured by antibiotics
(C) Don't hesitate, RUN AWAY!
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 31, 2016 at 07:03 PM
Was it Cher? She promised to move to Jupiter if Trump wins. Maybe she came back.
Posted by: Kolo | December 31, 2016 at 09:08 PM
Attacking a car salesman with a golf club is a crime?
Posted by: Alkali Bill | December 31, 2016 at 09:13 PM
People in the US know only two types of Polish Perogies - either stuffed with cheese or with potatoes.
In Poland, we have perogies stuffed with ground meat, or sauerkraut, or sauerkraut and wild mushroom, or if you like it sweet, with blueberries, or strawberries, or my favorite - sweet cheese.
They are very good, but not worth dying for.
Posted by: Grzegorz.Brzenczyszczykiewicz | January 01, 2017 at 07:22 AM
All I can say is that frozen pierogies are pretty darn crunchy. If he ate the whole bag full, his teeth must be tougher than her knife.
Posted by: Neighbour North | January 01, 2017 at 03:00 PM
1. Definitely stay off his lawn.
2. I didn't follow the link, assuming "dumpling" was a pet name.
Posted by: ubetcha | January 03, 2017 at 04:21 PM