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Millions of adult men are being urged to have circumcisions. So how does it work?

(Thanks to funny man)

Comments

[Rudolph]

Sorry I just can't read an article that begins "IN AN episode of Sex and the City.."

[Le Petomane]

I always thought the first step was to go Home Depot and buy a weed whacker.

[Jeff Meyerson]

How does it work? PAINFULLY!

nursecindy told me.

[PirateBoy]

Key word here: necrotic tissue

Meaning death, dying, or the act of killing.

And didn't Necrotic Tissue open for Rancid, with special guest: Tool?

[funny man]

Who is "recommending" this? Let THEM lead the way. And
no tips, please.

[Frank Davuco]

"I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then..."

[Elmo]

I wonder if they make a jumbo model that will fit over Trump's hairpiece...

[Ralph]

Remember the Veg-O-Matic? It slices! It dices!

[OldPhil]

Had a cystoscopy once, and after that no one's ever doing anything down there again.

[Death Row Doc]

A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I want you to castrate me." The doc thinks this request is a little unusual, but the guy has good insurance, so the doc schedules the procedure at the hospital. After the operation, the guy wakes up in recovery feeling pretty bad. He looks at the guy in the next bed and asked, "What operation did you have?"

"I was circumcised" replies the other guy.

The guy smacks his forehead. "THAT'S the word!!"

[nursecindy]

I didn't see this yesterday! It reminds me of an old joke about a priest, rabbi, and minister going into the woods where they run across three angry bears. They're trying to figure out how to get away when the minister says, "I bet if I talked to one of the bears I could convert him and he'll let us pass". So he goes into the woods and the next thing you know he's baptizing the bear. The priest says, "I bet if I talk to the second bear I can convert him too". So the priest goes in and talks to the bear and the next thing you know the bear is saying a rosary. Then the rabbi decides he can do the same thing and he goes into the woods with the third bear. All of a sudden you hear the bear snarling and the rabbi screaming. He runs out of the woods and he's all scratched up and his clothes are torn. He looks at the priest and minister and says, "Maybe I shouldn't have started with a circumcision".

[PirateBoy]

Do these doctors have to report their "tips" to the IRS?

[Death Row Doc]

I know a doc who saved all the foreskins from the circumcisions he did and made them into a wallet....

When he rubs his wallet hard enough, it turns into a suitcase....