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Remnants of the portentous encounter at Khe Sanh.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 23, 2016 at 02:36 PM
If Denny's fires them, they will fit right in working at Chuck E. Cheese.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 23, 2016 at 02:56 PM
Too many cooks can be downright dangerous.
Posted by: funny man | December 23, 2016 at 03:47 PM
What were you doing at Denny's?
Chuck E. Cheese wasn't open then.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 23, 2016 at 04:23 PM
More apostrophes in those names are needed for a real brawl.
Posted by: OldPhil | December 23, 2016 at 04:59 PM
Denny's is just a sit-down Chuck E. Cheese with table service.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 23, 2016 at 05:07 PM
Hard-boiled means ten whole minutes, bitch.
Posted by: Ralph | December 23, 2016 at 05:29 PM
One of these two is obviously a bad egg. The yolk's on her.
Q. Why can’t you tease egg whites?
A. They can’t take a yolk.
After they were fired, both applied to work at the local Shell statio.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 23, 2016 at 07:43 PM
^Station.
Sorry, my proof-reader is on holiday.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 23, 2016 at 07:44 PM
Fixed the last line for them...
"The police report does not further detail why two ALLEGED adults were arguing over a hard-boiled egg."
Can never have too many allegeds in a newspaper account of a police report. And let's face it. The people, including Mommy, are adults in a numerical context only.
Posted by: RichZ | December 24, 2016 at 01:17 AM