CSI: DENNY'S

The cop learned that workers Nancy Michelle Kirkpatrick, 56, and Quanisha Dre’Shawn Fenn, 21, had “got into an argument over a hard boiled egg.” During the squabble, Fenn said, Kirkpatrick called her a “bitch.” “After that,” a cop reported, “Ms. Fenn called her mother.”

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Comments

[manual tomato]

Remnants of the portentous encounter at Khe Sanh.

[Le Petomane]

If Denny's fires them, they will fit right in working at Chuck E. Cheese.

[funny man]

Too many cooks can be downright dangerous.

[Jeff Meyerson]

What were you doing at Denny's?

Chuck E. Cheese wasn't open then.

[OldPhil]

More apostrophes in those names are needed for a real brawl.

[wanderer2575]

Denny's is just a sit-down Chuck E. Cheese with table service.

[Ralph]

Hard-boiled means ten whole minutes, bitch.

[PirateBoy]

One of these two is obviously a bad egg. The yolk's on her.

Q. Why can’t you tease egg whites?
A. They can’t take a yolk.

After they were fired, both applied to work at the local Shell statio.

[PirateBoy]

^Station.

Sorry, my proof-reader is on holiday.

[RichZ]

Fixed the last line for them...

"The police report does not further detail why two ALLEGED adults were arguing over a hard-boiled egg."

Can never have too many allegeds in a newspaper account of a police report. And let's face it. The people, including Mommy, are adults in a numerical context only.