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I sent the link to wife. Been a while she has remarked, "stop bothering be."
Posted by: manual tomato | November 26, 2016 at 10:51 AM
Those terrorist bastards.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 26, 2016 at 10:51 AM
Maybe I should delete the link I sent a minute ago from her email. Been a long while since she has remarked, "stop bothering me and who taught you to spell."
Posted by: manual tomato | November 26, 2016 at 10:54 AM
Maybe this is a new disease that occurs in angry cows.
I wonder if there is a name for it...
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | November 26, 2016 at 11:36 AM
The cow escaped from the Far Side cartoon.
Posted by: Qaz | November 26, 2016 at 12:12 PM
Eat Mor Chickn...
Posted by: Allen at Division | November 26, 2016 at 01:05 PM
Revenge for Cow Tipping...?....
On the other hand, if you don't 'tip' your cow, you may get curdled milk and bad service....
Posted by: funny man | November 26, 2016 at 01:50 PM
The video is not very clear, but I'm pretty sure those two grapefruit swinging between the back legs mean it's no cow, it's a Brahma bull, who are not known for having sweet dispositions.
Posted by: pogo | November 26, 2016 at 03:21 PM
Clearly, a case of mad cow disease!
Posted by: Neighbour North | November 26, 2016 at 03:48 PM
From looking at a clearer video on Google, I believe the swinging thingie under the cow was likely an udder, but I wouldn't want to get close enough to know for sure without having a clear exit plan.
In any event, mentioning anything to any woman about creepy attacking mad cows should be done very tactfully.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 26, 2016 at 05:19 PM
Obviously the cow has friends - or even family members - in bull fighting. This is a sort of revenge. Go Cow!!!
Posted by: Suzie Q Wacvet | November 26, 2016 at 05:30 PM
It gets worse. Much worse.
Posted by: Ralph | November 26, 2016 at 07:47 PM
What's his beef?
Posted by: Heywood | November 26, 2016 at 10:17 PM
Nothing to see here, MOOove along.
Posted by: ImNotDave | November 27, 2016 at 08:51 AM