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The two men carefully dug a hole in the ice, inserted their baited hooks, and waited for the first fish to bite.
"There are no fish!" cried a booming voice.
"Are you God?" asked one of the men.
"No, I'm the manager of this ice rink!"
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 28, 2016 at 09:15 AM
Fish STICKS would have worked. Or stick fish. Nobody cares about them.
Posted by: padraig | November 28, 2016 at 09:24 AM
Where to bring your "cold fish" date. Safety in numbers...
Sounds like typical "logic"...Space World...let's do a dead fish theme....
Also, it violates that rule about not skating on your food....
Posted by: funny man | November 28, 2016 at 10:13 AM
And they are going to hold a wake for all those deceased fish. Maybe they could make it a moveable wake, go on to Red Lobsters and Long John Silvers, etc.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 28, 2016 at 03:50 PM
As Cod is my witness, I though fish could freeze....
Posted by: Ralph | November 28, 2016 at 04:20 PM
Aren't most caught fish put on ice ? Ohhhhh ...in the ice.....
Posted by: LeDud | November 28, 2016 at 04:38 PM