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November 29, 2016


The Pink Panther has been found not guilty of aggravated assault for hitting Dracula in the head with a beer glass and nearly cutting off his ear.

During the trial, Myers confused who struck him with the beer glass. He thought Bugs Bunny had delivered the blow, while a number of other witnesses said it was the Pink Panther.

(Thanks to The Perts)


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“Bugs Bunny, the Pink Panther and Dracula walk into a bar”

Check please!

Send them to Times Square.

Of course he was found not guilty. No one actually saw the Pink Panther, they just deduced that he was there.

Please tell me this all happened in a Chuck E Cheese.

See what happens when cartoon characters drink!

(This is why we can't have nice things--attributed to Olive Oyl.)

If Ironman, Frankenstein and Hellboy had walked into a bar, the outcome could have been much different.

The Pink Panther and Dracula Meet Abbott and Costello was one of my favorites.

Unfortunately this derailed Pink Panther's comeback plans and tour. Waffle House and Chuck E.'s pulled out and announced they could no longer support "excessive" violence.

Dracula and Bugs Bunny had no comment.

The only thing missing from this story that would make it better are the mug shots.

I have a confession to make. When I first read the first few lines of this post I thought maybe Dave had been drinking some "funny" orange juice for breakfast. Wonder Woman could have kicked all their butts.

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