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Sure beats waiting for everyone to walk backward 4 rows to get their plethora of bags from the overhead bins.
Posted by: ChrisinVA | November 29, 2016 at 10:00 AM
Perhaps she was worried that the toilet was blocked with something solid.
Or she was just nuts and decided to try "runway jumping".
Fly those friendly skies often?
Posted by: funny man | November 29, 2016 at 10:20 AM
Fly untied.
Posted by: Ralph | November 29, 2016 at 11:12 AM
Run, runner!
Posted by: Logan 5 | November 29, 2016 at 12:43 PM
Sandmen terminate runners.
Posted by: Francis 7 | November 29, 2016 at 12:48 PM
You're now free to move about the country.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 29, 2016 at 01:52 PM
At least someone paid attention to that part of the pre-flight instructions.
Posted by: Rudolph | November 29, 2016 at 04:31 PM
IT would have been even WEIRDER had she jumped IN.
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 29, 2016 at 09:28 PM
Is this any stranger than when they announce "In the unexpected event of a water landing..."?
I've seen very few planes actually land on the water. Most of them *crash* into the water!
And, as George Carlin used to say: "When two planes come really close to each other, it's not a 'near miss', it's a 'near hit!'. A 'near miss' would be when one plane collides with the other. Will you look at that? Those two planes nearly missed one another!"
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 29, 2016 at 11:23 PM