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Exactly. DO your business (and trespassing and littering and get out!
Posted by: funny man | November 26, 2016 at 01:27 PM
So during business hours, OK?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 26, 2016 at 01:40 PM
"But officer, the business WAS open..."
"In that case, sir, you are free to go..."
Posted by: Matlock | November 26, 2016 at 02:01 PM
About an hour later
Posted by: manual tomato | November 26, 2016 at 02:27 PM
What a nice place to let people trespass and dump their litter for free as long as it's done during business hours.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 26, 2016 at 02:30 PM
*SIGH* Now I have to put in an eight-hour day trespassing and littering.
Posted by: MAC | November 26, 2016 at 05:57 PM