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Posted by: Clankie | November 29, 2016 at 08:00 AM
Off with his head!
Posted by: Mr. Bill | November 29, 2016 at 08:26 AM
Wait...they took back the fine?
Does that mean they collected the fine and then took it for donuts or something? It gave the man a fine? Did they give him $101 and then take it back?
This "move to Canada" movement sounds better all the time!
Posted by: Just Some Guy | November 29, 2016 at 08:36 AM
I saw the Subway Squeezers open for The Jam.
Posted by: padraig | November 29, 2016 at 09:10 AM
As long as they didn't make him give the hugs back,,,,
what?
Posted by: funny man | November 29, 2016 at 10:12 AM
Montreal's Transit Authority should open their arms and remind citizens Black Friday and Cyber Monday are over and warn Identity Theft Tuesday is on.
Posted by: manual tomato | November 29, 2016 at 10:28 AM
Good thing he wasn't a little kid selling lemonade. Here in the US, the nannies have made that a hanging offense.
Posted by: Frank Davuco | November 29, 2016 at 10:30 AM
Wait... you said " hugs "...? Not " bugs "...? Nevermind.
Posted by: Clankie | November 29, 2016 at 12:32 PM
When the CBC contacted the Transit Authority, they said their initial concern was that they thought he was giving way free mugs, and this upset mall mug sellers.
Posted by: funny man | November 29, 2016 at 02:25 PM
"Société de Transport de Montréal"
Sounds about right.
Posted by: Rudolph | November 29, 2016 at 04:50 PM
Wait, license to hug??? Is there one that makes ass grabbing legal, too? Jackpot.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 29, 2016 at 06:28 PM