MAKES SENSE

Oldest woman in the world reveals why she’s still alive: ‘I’m single’

(Thanks to funny man)

Comments

[Rudolph]

I notice there was no death threat from the husband when they separated.

[nursecindy]

I was with her right up to the part about eating two raw eggs a day.

[Le Petomane]

I had a grandmother who was born in 1871 and she lived to be 91. Her and grandpa used to break a raw egg into a coffee cup every morning, add some salt and whip it with a fork until it resembled eggnog. Grandpa used to add a little brandy to his, but he only lived to be 86. I'll have my eggs cooked and take my chances.

[nursecindy]

Le Petomane I like my eggs cooked with a couple of strips of bacon next to them.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Imagine this: Sicily, 1930. A young woman marries a local leader, and then things go bad. Have I told you this before?

[manual tomato]

I can't get no satisfaction,
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

For one-hundred and seventeen years, that's what I say, hey, hey, hey.

[Loudmouth]

Damn straight, nc. Or country sausage.

Those relationships will kill you.

[Newtonian]

Eating the same thing every day, every year for 117 years???
Worse torture than Nickelback.

Role models, I've seen better...