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November 29, 2016

MAKES SENSE

Oldest woman in the world reveals why she’s still alive: ‘I’m single’

(Thanks to funny man)

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I notice there was no death threat from the husband when they separated.

I was with her right up to the part about eating two raw eggs a day.

I had a grandmother who was born in 1871 and she lived to be 91. Her and grandpa used to break a raw egg into a coffee cup every morning, add some salt and whip it with a fork until it resembled eggnog. Grandpa used to add a little brandy to his, but he only lived to be 86. I'll have my eggs cooked and take my chances.

Le Petomane I like my eggs cooked with a couple of strips of bacon next to them.

Imagine this: Sicily, 1930. A young woman marries a local leader, and then things go bad. Have I told you this before?

I can't get no satisfaction,
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

For one-hundred and seventeen years, that's what I say, hey, hey, hey.

Damn straight, nc. Or country sausage.

Those relationships will kill you.

Eating the same thing every day, every year for 117 years???
Worse torture than Nickelback.

Role models, I've seen better...

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