KEY WEST: FLORIDA'S FLORIDA

Tourist demands cop photograph her butt after slap at clothing-optional bar

The bar -- the Garden of Eden -- is featured in the Key West chapter of Best. State. Ever. Which by the way is for sale.

Comments

[wanderer2575]

The bar is for sale?

I'm reminded of a Sherman's Lagoon cartoon where he's bragging about his belly: "This is the sweet spot -- one good slap and it jiggles for weeks."

[Howard from Broward]

No pictures?

[Jeff Meyerson]

Was alcohol involved, by any chance?

[funny man]

So many "enticing attractions" in Florida, one hardly knows where to begin, unless you use Dave's handbook.

[And I believe there will be at least a second volume.]

And the Garden of Eden is in Florida? Only Dave's readers and a handful of patrons knew...

[Horace LaBadie]

Is the author of Best.State.Ever. anyone we might have heard of?

[Clankie]

Autographed butts are worth more.

[Allen at Division]

Dave: "It's for research, honey, honest!"

Mrs. Blog: "You were at that clothing-optional bar for SEVEN HOURS!"

Dave: "It's tax-deductible!"

[Jeff Meyerson]

Dave wrote a book?

[padraig]

"When told by police there would be no arrest of any bar staff, Bean reportedly asked, “Is this a police state?”

Well, apparently not.

[OldPhil]

I believe all the names in that story are aliases.

[Jackie Chiles, Esq.]

Her "glutus maximus" shot is her claim to fame. And I'm advising her to sue.

[nursecindy]

Some people pay extra for slaps on the butt. Or so I've heard.

[PirateBoy]

Now playing: In a Gadda da Vida by Iron Butterfly.

Or there is the Simpsons version, too.

[Mark Elmer]

Which is for sale? The state or the bar?