JUST IN TIME FOR HOLIDAY GIVING

Scientists create an 8ins remote control bionic penis out of metal that grows when it gets heated

(Thanks to Patty Villanova, Samuel Sprague and Roberto)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Christmas is coming...so to speak.

[funny man]

Don't miss the comments after the article!

You know in the past I commented on how scientists may have too much time on their hands....

Still true....although one wonders about the hands-on approach.

[Patty V.]

Why is there no warning for men not to click on the article?

[Qaz]

Comes with a remote control. I wonder who would handle the remote. It could be very entertaining.

[Neighbour North]

I get by with a little help from my friends...

[Frank Davuco]

What could possibly go wrong? What happens, for instance, if you get too close to a microwave? Or the remote control turns into HAL -- "Sorry Dave, I can't turn off the magnetic field."

[Le Petomane]

There is growing interest in robotic penises.

[PG-13 Wodehouse]

If the bionic penis doesn't make the Six Million Dollar Man sound effects, it's a crying shame.

[Elmo]

It is great until you go through an airport magnetometer!

[Bill Hudgins]

redefining the term hot rod

[Clankie]

Deceased politicians noses would work better.

[Ralph]

This is a modern implementation of an old adage: the heat of the meat is inversely proportional to the angle of the dangle.

[JG]

This brings a whole new meaning to 'I lost my head' and 'I don't know where my head's at'

[nursecindy]

This gives a whole new meaning to the song lyric, "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire". Of course it depends on how hot the coil gets. Also, if your penis looks like a banana you may have other problems.

[OldPhil]

Bionic Penis opened for the Stones at Altamont.

[padraig]

Does it make a sound like a chainsaw when it fires up? Or just the traditional "schwing"?