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November 30, 2016

'I AM NOT JESUS!'

A bearded backpacker has been forced to deny being Jesus after his arrival in Kenya prompted a stampede and viral online speculation that he signified “the Second Coming.”

(Thanks to Rick Day)

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I'm not the Messiah!


(warning - very naughty word at the end)

Don't they know all backpackers look like this after a day or two?

I'd always heard Jesus was a black man, and now we have ....oh wait..."beared', right?


I never knew Jesus looked like Tommy Chong, or vice versa.

Of course this imposter is not me!

He's not ME either.

I meant bearded. I gotta get some new fingers!

A different branch of the Christos clan, no doubt.

Seemed natural Looked the part and smelled to high heaven.

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