HE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT SALSA

A robber attempted to take money from a Chipotle Mexican Grill but fled with only a burrito, according to a police report.

(Thanks to Rick Day and Patty Villaniova)

Comments

[manual tomato]

Reminds of that song...that dirty little coward who shot Mr. Howard and laid poor Jessie in his grave.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Criminal Mastermind of the Week.

[funny man]

No word on whether the burrito was chicken or steak.

Like, you could have asked, Molly.

I mean I know you are so busy at the "city" desk....
but really....and you call yourself a reporter?

[Neighbour North]

Actually, that's brilliant. By scaring away the clerk, he got a free meal! And nobody got shot at all.