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November 26, 2016

HE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT SALSA

A robber attempted to take money from a Chipotle Mexican Grill but fled with only a burrito, according to a police report.

(Thanks to Rick Day and Patty Villaniova)

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Reminds of that song...that dirty little coward who shot Mr. Howard and laid poor Jessie in his grave.

Criminal Mastermind of the Week.

No word on whether the burrito was chicken or steak.


Like, you could have asked, Molly.

I mean I know you are so busy at the "city" desk....
but really....and you call yourself a reporter?

Actually, that's brilliant. By scaring away the clerk, he got a free meal! And nobody got shot at all.

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