FLORIDA CRIME REPORT
St. Augustine woman stole Magic Mike DVD, dry salami from Walmart
This has been the Florida Crime Report.
(Thanks to John Mayson)
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November 30, 2016
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If only she'd been able to hide the salami, she wouldn't be in trouble and she might not have felt the need to steal Magic Mike.
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | November 30, 2016 at 07:32 AM
Hey, she was lonely. Very, very lonely IYKWIM.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 30, 2016 at 07:42 AM
She planned to give away some of the items as Christmas gifts, the report said.
Thank goodness she had the sense to choose dry salami. Wet salami (Or so I hear) is REALLY hard to wrap.
Posted by: funny man | November 30, 2016 at 10:13 AM
At least she wasn't greedy. She could have stolen Blu-rays . . .
Posted by: Brian D. f/k/a Mahatma Kane | November 30, 2016 at 10:31 AM
Magic Mike and the Dry Salamis would be a good name for a rock band.
Posted by: Qaz | November 30, 2016 at 10:32 AM
We trust she wasn't planning to save the chicken for Christmas.
Posted by: Neighbour North | November 30, 2016 at 02:19 PM