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That is a cute picture but it is so true. That happened to me over 20 years ago at a Walmart south of me. Just vicious. I am happy to say I bought my TV at K'mart then.
Posted by: Threresa | November 25, 2016 at 10:17 AM
Staying home on Black Friday - problem solved.
Posted by: pogo | November 25, 2016 at 11:02 AM
Apparently the use of shock devices is discouraged. Who knew?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 25, 2016 at 11:04 AM
Attention Walmart shoppers
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 25, 2016 at 11:06 AM
Think about the implications. I never called my servant
"black Friday" even though....
Posted by: R. Crusoe | November 25, 2016 at 11:16 AM
Trampling the heck out of strangers....a 'holiday tradition that dates back to 17--er--1976....
Proof that you can fool most of the people most of the time...?
Posted by: funny man | November 25, 2016 at 11:19 AM
Ah, Black Friday. A great day to order a pizza, drink beer and watch old movies on TV.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 25, 2016 at 11:25 AM
What better way to celebrate the birth of the Christ Child than to try and kill someone for a $50.00 discount on a TV?
Posted by: nursecindy | November 25, 2016 at 12:03 PM
This is why I choose to work on Black Friday. Also, there's hardly anyone in the office, I can leave at 1 after the stock market closes, and there is hardly any traffic which, for the Tampa Bay area, is unheard of.
Posted by: ubetcha | November 25, 2016 at 12:08 PM
ubetcha I had no idea you lived in Florida. You seem so.....normal!
Posted by: nursecindy | November 25, 2016 at 12:11 PM
After the madness has passed, have a quiet pizza lunch at Chucky Cheese.
Posted by: Clankie | November 25, 2016 at 01:12 PM
They should have the "Running of the Bulls" on Black Friday.
Inside a Walmart.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | November 26, 2016 at 11:40 AM