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October 05, 2016

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER, UM, ARRIVE

Finally, someone’s made a silicone mask that turns your face into a vagina

Semi NSFW.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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Martin Landau wishes he'd had this on Mission: Impossible.

(I refuse to acknowledge the films.)

An entirely new meaning to "give someone the fish-eye".

Is THAT what they look like?!

Night of the Living Head. So to speak.

A crowning achievement.

HELLRAISER 20: THE HELL BELOW

Isn't that actually a vulva and not a vagina?

Mulva?

I see what you did there Dave. Winner !

Looks like a perfect gift guide item!

What to get for the man who has everything? I guess he didn't have (or want) that!


At least it adds an alternative to all those nasty cracks about P****-breath high school kids hurl.

That's thinking outside the box.

♫ Nothing could be finer
than to look like a vagina
In the moooo-o-orning... ♬

This brings back memories of a terrible nickname that used to be whispered about back and forth while I was in high school.

Remember how the character of Frank Burns in the TV version of M*A*S*H had the nickname "Ferret Face"?

Close. Very close.

Snork at everybody!

Hey, ****face!

Read. My. Lips.

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