VOTING IN SOUTH FLORIDA
It can be hazardous.
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October 27, 2016
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Dave, I hope you're voting for yourself.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 27, 2016 at 11:57 AM
Do they hand out the hard hats before you vote, or after? Or do they just hit you with the hat depending on who you voted for?
After this election, someone's gonna need a "rubber room" and it won't be pretty.
Posted by: funny man | October 27, 2016 at 12:13 PM
Very heavy Hanging Chad Zone.
Posted by: manual tomato | October 27, 2016 at 12:16 PM
WARNING: Collapsing egos zone.
Posted by: ImNotZone | October 27, 2016 at 12:29 PM
The hardhat is to protect your head when you get your ballet and realize that you have to vote for one of these two.
Posted by: ChrisinVA | October 27, 2016 at 01:23 PM
Or it's to protect your head when the swarms of parachuting lawyers start dropping in.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | October 27, 2016 at 01:52 PM
I feel like donning a hazmat suit before going to the polls.
Posted by: Heywood | October 27, 2016 at 02:09 PM
I've never been to Florida, but from what I've heard, anyone named Chad should leave the state during voting season.
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 27, 2016 at 02:16 PM
I've decided to just write Dave's name in as my choice for president. I think Stephen King would make a great Veep.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 27, 2016 at 02:26 PM
nursecindy, absolutely Dave for president. Maybe Stephen King would be a better secretary of Defense and Ridley Pearson could be VP. Add Carl Hiaasen as Secretary of State and no country that wants to remain intact would mess with us---ever.
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 27, 2016 at 04:55 PM