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October 28, 2016


Washington state teen gets her head stuck inside a giant pumpkin

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)


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There goes any possible chance of college admission.

This is a well known problem for girls who drink too much and leave the ball just as the coach turns back into a pumpkin.

What would Foghorn Leghorn say?

He'd say "you don't know how to embed a video." Also,"These kids comin' up nowadays don't even know how to tie down their punkins."

Where is Gallagher when you need him?

Was Gallagher's dog a melon-collie?

Paging Ichabod Crane...

Why can't kids these days just drop acid like we did?

Didn't that happen to Dwight on "The Office"?

I am resting much easier knowing she has no chance of producing offspring with this guy.

What I find amazing is that none of those little brothers took the opportunity to pinch.

Her parents will always call her Pumpkin as a term of endearment. And as a term of mocking.

Had she got her head stuck in a bottle, I would not have clicked.

After all the publicity she's now out of her gourd.

She's the GREAT pumpkin? I'm going back to my blanket.
Ther is nothing left to believe in.--Linus, from the new Peanuts special.

Paging Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean, please call your office. Oh, wait, that's for turkeys, not pumpkins.

Can you imagine how big a wedding they'll have to give her some day to make up for this?

Sorry to be a downer, but the parents let this go a bit too long. Kinda cruel.

for the record...

Is her name Jackie Lantern or Jacqueline Tern ?

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