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October 27, 2016

THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Police: Woman threatens man with her parrot

(Thanks to funny man)

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Are they sure it wasn't the parrot screaming the obscenities? Also, insert Monty Python joke here.

Judge, "What is it that parrot keeps repeating?"

Defense lawyer, "He is stating in his defense your honor, "In the jingle jangle morning I'll come following you."

When your name is Peck your weapon choices are going to be limited.

The hunt and Peck (tm) method of stalking....


Guys, you know she's single. Her ex got tired of being henpecked. And the parrot IS dead.

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