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And the bartender said, "Why the long neck?"
Posted by: Just Some Guy | October 24, 2016 at 07:17 AM
I saw Flightless Fugitive open for Modest Mouse.
Posted by: padraig | October 24, 2016 at 09:25 AM
And when the bartender said, "We don't get many emus in here," the emu said, "At these prices, I'm not surprised!"
Posted by: Martin Berman-Gorvine | October 24, 2016 at 10:23 AM
Emu walks into a Texas bar---barbeque at eight.
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 24, 2016 at 10:27 AM
Sounds more like a domesticated emu chase to me.
Posted by: ScottMGS | October 24, 2016 at 10:43 AM
And it said, "Boy, am i tired. I just flew in from Texas."
The bartender gave it a mohito on the house.
Posted by: funny man | October 24, 2016 at 11:58 AM
Who's the maroon who sent the deputies looking for a goose instead of the emu?
Posted by: ubetcha | October 24, 2016 at 12:32 PM
Wild Goose Chase, I think, is the secret agency code words for the Nov. 8 election.
Posted by: funny man | October 24, 2016 at 03:20 PM
It was released on recognizance after it was determined that it was not a flight risk.
Posted by: Ralph | October 24, 2016 at 06:45 PM