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Chinese man caught squeezing more than 20 PIGS in the boot of his car
(Thanks to Geoff Scott)
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Chinese man caught squeezing more than 20 PIGS in the boot of his car
(Thanks to Geoff Scott)
We’ll all die if zombies attack Miami
(Thanks to Ralph)
Scientists create Viagra mouth spray that perks up blokes in seconds
(Thanks to coscolo, Jeff Schneider and Roberto)
Scientists prepare to unleash millions of mosquitoes to have sex with and kill their cousins
(Thanks to W. von Papineau)
'Poo bandit' strikes in North York
(Thanks to Roberto)
English cricketer loses artificial leg midgame, keeps going
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
Chinese man WRESTLES a giant animal after leaping into its zoo enclosure to impress some women
(Thanks to Roberto, who says "My way to impress women was to drink a pint of beer in two seconds. He chose a different way. Both ways were not working.")
Casino Claims ‘Malfunction’ After Slot Machine Says a Woman Won $43 Million, She Plans to Sue
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Advisory: Buttcrack.
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w. Also Le Petomane)
New York Met cancels opera after suspected cremated ashes sprinkled in orchestra pit
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from presenting America's Most Wanted.
(Thanks to Hayseed Tom)
If you grew up in the New York City area in the Fifties/Sixties, chances are you were a fan of John "Cool Ghoul" Zacherle (sometimes he spelled it Zacherly). He hosted horror-movie shows on TV, and he was funny as hell. As a boy I was a huge fan of his, and in later years I discovered to my delight that he was a fan of mine. We corresponded for years and talked a few times on the phone; he even came to one of my signings. He was just as delightful off-camera as on it. He died Thursday at the age of 98, just before Halloween. Wherever he is now, the spirits are laughing.
(Thanks to Al Barkafski for the heads-up.)
(Thanks to Jhartari)
Graphic images ‘show British Airways pilot performing sex act on himself while flying’
(Thanks to funny man)
Car lover admits to having sex with van
(Thanks to Patty Villanova)
Faulty condoms leave UFV students unprotected
(Thanks to The Perts)
Gin and Tonics Are the Secret to a Long Life, Says 100-Year-Old Woman
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
Gin and Tonics Are the Secret to a Long Life, Says 100-Year-Old Woman
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
British slugs have picked up a surprising new habit
(Thanks to Ralph)
Partially naked female clown charged with chasing cars
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Al Barkafski)
Swarms of alien ladybirds carrying dangerous STDs invade homes across Britain
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Curling broom controversy leads to sweeping changes
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Washington state teen gets her head stuck inside a giant pumpkin
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
Related Nostalgic Florida Man Roundup here.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Mystery as thieves break into the National POO Museum and steal a collection of cow pats
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
The Pooping Dogs Calendar Is A Real Thing You Can Buy
(Thanks to Cassie Silvola)
And let us not forget this option.
Wingsuit flyer hits tree at 90 mph: 'I should have died'
(Thanks to PirateBoy)
Would YOU visit a robot gynecologist?
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
Man pours molten copper onto takeaway pizza just so he can see what it looks like
(Thanks to funny man)
Oregon woman leaves apology note and gas money after accidentally stealing car
This is not reassuring: Police told KGW that keys to certain Subarus can work in different cars. The Subaru that the accidental thief had intended to collect was parked a block away.
(Thanks to Alkali Bill)
Exploding Hotel Toilet Puts Four Guests in Hospital
(Thanks to Mr. Ron Ungerman)
Drunk Texas A&M Student Crashes into Cop Car While Sending Topless Selfie to Boyfriend
(Thanks to Poker and Bobby Grawl)
Police: Woman threatens man with her parrot
(Thanks to funny man)
(Thanks to The Perts and funny man)
Police capture squirrel who ransacked Canadian home
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
Related (also a little weird): Squirrels and swingers: Colorado man defends his passions after police raid
(Thanks to L. Raymond)