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My buddy calls sloppy nineteenths. I told him He's an idiot.
Posted by: manual tomato | October 31, 2016 at 08:10 AM
Call me maybe?
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 31, 2016 at 09:02 AM
A Chinese girlfriend not throwing a temper tantrum in public? No wonder so many guys were attracted to her.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | October 31, 2016 at 09:16 AM
In related news, second-hand iPhones cost $850 (700 pounds, current exchange rate) in China.
Posted by: ChrisinVA | October 31, 2016 at 09:50 AM
Send her to Washington...or maybe not.
In future news, police found the lifeless body of Xiaoli in her countryside home, and announced they have 20 suspects....
Posted by: funny man | October 31, 2016 at 10:53 AM
More proof of how the world is really run by women. Exhibits B and C: Bill Clinton and Donald Trump.
Posted by: LeDud | October 31, 2016 at 12:08 PM
Real estate prices are cheap in China. Who knew?
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 31, 2016 at 01:04 PM
I think I remember her.
Posted by: bud jamison | October 31, 2016 at 08:53 PM