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October 30, 2016


Home invasion suspect arrested after running into tree, knocked unconscious

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Must have been a guard dogwood

Vikings immediately sign tree to a three year contract.

Ninja trees, get ya every time.

"...despite orders to stop, the suspect continued to run away."

He wood knot be leave the copse could stem his escape.

Pine Security Service, on the job 24/7.

He just needed a little sprucing up, side (sic) his head.

had ran ??!?!

His crime spree was truncated.

Home invasions may not be his forte. He probably needs to look into another line of work. Or at the very least wear a helmet next time.

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