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October 28, 2016


The Clay County Sheriff’s Office said Christopher Burns, 21, got mad at his sister after she apparently washed his pants that contained Ecstasy.

Related Nostalgic Florida Man Roundup here.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Not the only fellow ever to claim he had ecstasy in his pants.

I just read the Florida Man headlines. My favorite has to be "Police describe quadriplegic man as 'Armed and on the Run'".

Yeah, that one was pretty good. I think I missed the original publication of the story about the guy who (supposedly) called 911 because they wouldn't let him bring his cat into a strip club.

The Related Nostalgic Florida Man Roundup is cock.

He is 19 years old and his sister washes his clothes? I think we missed the real story.

The Agony of the Ecstasy?

I think Wild World of Sports used to promote "the Agony of the Ecstasy", as well as de smell of de feet.

I never got into it, however.

Does that tattoo say "Family"?

Another Florida Man.

Happy pants.

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